Light It Up Blue

Light It Up Blue

Every once in a while I like to do my civic duty and take a little break from cracking bad jokes to show a little social awareness. My special buddy Mitchell asked me to mention something about World Autism Awareness Day coming up tomorrow, and also to let you guys know that April is Autism … Continue reading

I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends

I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends

I’m just going to go ahead and say it: blogging is like #394879 on my priority list right now, somewhere between “finding a future husband” and “landing a sweet ass job.” Ain’t nobody got time for this. Every once in a while though, I need to feed my narcissism a little, so here we are … Continue reading

Therapy Thursday: Shin Splints Part 2

Therapy Thursday: Shin Splints Part 2

First of all, I’m dumb and I’ve already written about shin splints but I didn’t realize it until I was halfway done with this. Maybe I drink too much? Nah. Anyways, just consider this the new and improved version… it’s a lot more comprehensive and it has more pictures of Pippa (always a bonus.) I … Continue reading

Busy as a Bee(z in the trap beez beez…)

Busy as a Bee(z in the trap beez beez…)

Tuesdays are my day off, so I try to be really productive and do important things all day. You know, things like: Whitening My Teeth Playing Frisbee with the Best Dog In the World Getting Super Lost Trying to Be Creative With My Route Making New Running Playlists I don’t know why I capitalized all … Continue reading

Steph and the No Good, Very Bad Run.

Steph and the No Good, Very Bad Run.

I have the emotional depth of a newborn orangutan, so I basically run around 97% of the time flinging poo grinning like an idiot and being completely oblivious to the troubles of the world. Much like that baby orangutan though, every once in a while shit gets real and I get in a funk about … Continue reading

All Work, No Play

All Work, No Play

That’s a damn dadgummed lie, I’ll be honest with you. But first things first… WHAT THE HECK?!? Break my run-loving, amputee-treating heart. How could you, Pistorius? In the words of a character from one of my favorite cinema classics, “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands beautiful … Continue reading

Gonna Get Down on Friday

Gonna Get Down on Friday

I hate myself for quoting that song. I am such an adult. Seriously, my maturity is out of control. In bed by 9 on a Friday night? Check. A responsible two beers with my parents? Check. Waking up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning to watch some HGTV? Yep. In a sad, sad turn of … Continue reading

Weak Sauce

Weak Sauce

This post is going to be super lame because my brain is in super lame mode. I’ve been reviewing material over the TMJ all freaking day. Do you realize how boring that is? Do you realize what that can do to your brain? Do you realize that there is no way in hell I will … Continue reading

Stayin’ Classy in San Diego

Stayin’ Classy in San Diego

I’m going to try my best here to keep the “Anchorman” quotes to a minimum, but no promises you dirty pirate hookers. I’ve been meaning to write this all day but I’ve pretty much been in the middle of a 24 hour nap. Needless to say, my run hasn’t happened either. Which is unfortunate, as … Continue reading

California Girl (And Other Tales)

California Girl (And Other Tales)

What a crazy, crazy couple of days. I’m sitting on a plane at the Austin airport right now typing this during a layover on my way to San Diego for a conference. Doped up heavily, because I hate flying….so basically this could be either a really good or really bad post with a lot of … Continue reading