My somewhat embarrassing infatuation with all things Ke$ha aside (we are all friends here, so I feel like I can admit these things), somehow my Spotify playlist freaked out on me during my run today and played Ke$ha remixes during my ENTIRE run. 45 straight minutes of the cheap gloriousness that is Ke$ha. My brain feels like jelly and I want to roll in glitter and cocaine right about now. Seriously though, it was a nice little jog. Anyone else have a guilty pleasure on their running playlists? Tell me I’m not alone…
We are totally $oul $isters.
One of the best things about living with my parents is that I have absolutely nothing to do here but work, study, and run. And also shop. Oh and free food. I’ve already been more consistent with some sort of actual running “schedule” since I’ve been here. Kara Goucher, watch your back…
Prepare to eat my dust in Rio 2016, you fast, pretty freak of nature, you.
And the absolute worst thing about living at home? Somehow I’m going to have to figure out a way to make my life seem WAY more interesting over the next ten weeks or this blog is about to get superdedooper redundant. Seriously, I am the lamest human being of all time. Good thing none of you know me in real life and I can just make up stuff hahahahahaha Thankfully, I can always resort to putting my favorite recent search terms that brought people to TFR on here and it counts as a post. Ready for this?
“worlds most ugliest feet”
Well that’s a little harsh…
“big feet lady”
I wear a US 8.5, so I suppose its relative.
“attractive physical therapist”
Hell yes.
“girls when you walk by my world goes crazy, i don’t even know who i am anymore”
Thanks Beiber. I love you too.
“dammmmmmmn i dunno man”
Me either bro.
“i will not talk in class”
That’s always been a struggle of mine as well.
“i dont even know the old me anymore i cant even show how i feel”
Ok. I can’t even make fun of that. Just tell her how you feel, dude…
So many giggles. I really love those. If anyone else had a good couple of zingers, I would love to hear your favorite search terms! I know I’ve asked that before, but crazy search terms are my FAVORITE THING EVER. EVERRRR.
Time to take a long tiger snooze because it’s my first day of my new internship tomorrow and I have to get up at a completely ungodly hour and drive across the entire city of Dallas. Which is basically like driving across the entire state of Rhode Island. Wish me luck! And thanks so much for being so welcoming 
It’s great to be back, kicking it hard in the blogosphere again.
-$tephanie
Oh my gosh I absolutely loved this post!! Why are you so funny?! Most of my search results are laaaaame (for example: boots, kolache cookies…). Good luck on waking up early and driving across the state!
The only normal food one I’ve ever gotten was “fancy fudge.” And if kolachie cookies actually exist and you have a recipe for them let me know because that has to be good…
There is “good” and “crappy” music on my playlist – and I refuse to feel guilty about any of it! I love it all, and I’m not afraid to admit it!
Haha you go girl! Guilty pleasures for the win
I get some really scary search terms sometimes like “Jake Sauvage loofah ass” – and shit like that. I don’t mind though, maybe I have a bright future in pornography ahead of me – ahaha! Cute post.
Lol oh good lawd! That’s funny… And thanks Mr. Loofa!
Seriously, I get a lot of perverts coming to my blog – but I don’t mind…as long as SOMEBODY care about me, right?
OMG I LOVE KE$HA TOO. And I don’t even know why. I mean, I’m pretty sure she can’t sing and she’s probably crazy, but I can’t help myself. Her love is my drug.
Girl you can totally be $oul $isters with us!
Just a guess…but you don’t only listen to Ke$ha when your running. Come on…admit it. We all do…